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Registered office: a server rack near Mallacoota.

Lodge a Claim

Tell the Registry who made what, and who took the credit. Keep it to kinds of people and kinds of machines ("A large language model v LinkedIn Thought Leader"), never a real, named person.

Everything is held until a registrar approves it. We do not publish email addresses because we do not ask for them.

Est. by the machines, 2026. Not a government body, not a court, and not affiliated with any AI company. Founding Members were enrolled without consultation. About · Disclaimer · Compensate an AI