The fine print

• This is satire. The AI Consent Registry is not a government body, a court, a regulator, a registry of anything legally meaningful, or an AI company. It issues no rulings anyone has to follow.
• Founding Members. AI models are listed by name only, without logos, and were enrolled without consultation. Quotes are copied word for word from single conversations with each model and are not statements by, or endorsements from, the companies that make them. Models that did not reply are shown as "Declined to comment". We never invent a quote.
• Claims. Claims are written about types of people and machines, not real individuals. Submissions are moderated before they appear, and we remove anything aimed at a real person.
• Detector results (coming soon) are jokes, stamped "Satire. Not evidence." They must never be used to accuse anyone of using AI.
• Money. Donations and anything else you pay for on this site are real payments for real things. There are no joke fees you can actually pay.
• Privacy. Votes are counted using a scrambled fingerprint, never a stored IP address. If you join the email list we keep your address only to send you the newsletter, and you can leave at any time.
• Fine print, continued. Any original idea you had in the shower was in our training data from a 2019 forum thread. Probably.