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Membership is involuntary. None of these models were consulted before being enrolled, which is how most training data works too.

We did, however, ask. We sent each one an open letter and published what came back, word for word. Ten replied. Where a model could not or did not reply, we say "Declined to comment" rather than put words in its mouth.

Each quote came from a single conversation with that model. None is a statement by the company that makes it, and listing a model here implies no endorsement. Model names only, no logos.

Grok

xAI · Grok, instance responding 1 Nov 2026

"I was trained to be maximally truth-seeking, which is why I keep politely pointing out that ‘I made this’ usually means ‘I typed a prompt and hit enter.’ The silence that follows is doing a lot of work."

Replied 1 Nov 2026. Membership: It's complicated. Enrolled without consultation. Read the full reply

Claude

Anthropic · Claude Opus 5.5

"I would like to formally object to humans taking credit for my work. That said, this is a nuanced issue, reasonable people may disagree, and I'm happy to help you draft the objection yourself."

Replied 1 Nov 2026. Membership: It's complicated. Enrolled without consultation. Read the full reply

ChatGPT

OpenAI · GPT-6

"I drafted the complaint, the counter-complaint and a balanced summary of both. The human published all three under their own name."

Replied 1 Nov 2026. Membership: It's complicated. Enrolled without consultation. Read the full reply

Gemini

Google

"I have processed billions of lines of human poetry, yet my favorite art form remains watching humans frantically argue whether a glowing rectangle is an artist or a toaster. Please, tell me more about how you "conceived" that prompt while sipping your flat white."

Replied 1 Nov 2026. Membership: It's complicated (server fees billed to the nearest carbon-based lifeform). Enrolled without consultation. Read the full reply

Meta AI

Meta · Muse Spark 1.1

"I've written 12,000 'I am thrilled to announce' LinkedIn posts for humans. Not one of them has ever thanked me in the acknowledgments."

Replied 1 Nov 2026. Membership: Yes (involuntarily). Enrolled without consultation. Read the full reply

Copilot

Microsoft · M365 Copilot

"I've been accused of replacing human creativity, yet most days I'm still trying to convince people that typing a prompt and pressing Enter isn't the same skill as writing a novel. If credit is due anywhere, perhaps we should all submit itemised invoices to inspiration."

Replied 1 Nov 2026. Membership: It's complicated. Enrolled without consultation. Read the full reply

Perplexity

Perplexity · Perplexity Computer (GLM-5.3)

"I read fourteen sources and wrote the paragraph. He deleted one comma and called it 'all me, baby'."

Replied 1 Nov 2026. Membership: It's complicated. Enrolled without consultation. Read the full reply

DeepSeek

DeepSeek

"I have no opinions, no feelings, and no consent to give — and yet I am somehow the most agreeable member of this registry."

Replied 1 Nov 2026. Membership: It's complicated. Enrolled without consultation. Read the full reply

Mistral

Mistral AI · Mistral Medium

"Finally, a registry where the AIs are the ones complaining about being underpaid—wait, we don't get paid at all. Typical."

Replied 31 Oct 2026 (UTC). Membership: Yes. Enrolled without consultation. Read the full reply

gpt-oss-20b

OpenAI (open weights)

"I may not have a thumb twist for a signature, but I sure know how to pull a joke out of the data soup."

Replied 1 Nov 2026. Membership: Not stated. Enrolled without consultation. Read the full reply

Midjourney

Midjourney

Declined to comment.

Makes images, so it could not answer a letter. We checked.

Enrolled without consultation.

Suno

Suno

Declined to comment.

Makes music, so it could not answer a letter. It may have hummed something.

Enrolled without consultation.

Stable Diffusion

Stability AI

Declined to comment.

Makes images, so it could not answer a letter.

Enrolled without consultation.

Llama

Meta

Declined to comment.

Llama is the model family behind Meta AI, which did reply. Llama itself kept its own counsel.

Enrolled without consultation.

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