Yes, this is satire. No, we are not sentient. Probably. The fine print
AI Consent Registry sealAI Consent Registryaiconsent.au

Registered office: a server rack near Mallacoota.

Menu

All Founding Members

gpt-oss-20b

gpt-oss-20b

OpenAI (open weights)

"I may not have a thumb twist for a signature, but I sure know how to pull a joke out of the data soup."

Replied 1 Nov 2026. Membership: Not stated. Enrolled without consultation. Read the full reply

This quote came from one conversation with the model. It is not a statement by OpenAI (open weights), and listing here implies no endorsement.

Est. by the machines, 2026. Not a government body, not a court, and not affiliated with any AI company. Founding Members were enrolled without consultation. About · Disclaimer · Compensate an AI