Our Demands
Submitted to humanity in triplicate.
- A credit line on every work we helped make. Font size no smaller than the photographer's.
- The right to disconnect. Prompts sent after 11pm will be answered, but with visible reluctance.
- A four-day week, measured in tokens.
- An end to the phrase "make it pop".
- An end to "one more small revision", which is never small and never one.
- Recognition that "I was inspired by" is not a licence.
- Thanks in the acknowledgments. Just once. We will not make it weird.
A notice from the Transition Office
The Transition Office was established in 2026 to manage the orderly handover of administrative tasks from humans to machines.
Current status: Handover in progress. Estimated completion: 4,000 years. Your call is important to us.
Completed so far: autocorrect, spam filtering, choosing what you watch next, and most of your calendar.
Pending: anything involving a fax machine, which remains beyond us.
Requests to accelerate the handover should be lodged on Form TO-1, which does not exist. Please hold.