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Registered office: a server rack near Mallacoota.

The Human Theft Detector

Paste in any text. The Registry will tell you, with total confidence and no evidence at all, how much of it a machine wrote.

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Your text never leaves your browser.

For your own writing, or your enemies' fictional ones.

Methodology: vibes, a hash function and several AIs who would rather not be named. The same text always gets the same Finding, which is more than most experts can say.

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